Garlic Crusher

🧄 Dick’s Stinkin’ Good Garlic Crusher

 Say goodbye to sad, squished cloves and hello to pure garlicky greatness. This crusher doesn’t just press garlic—it obliterates it like a middle-aged dad chasing moles at 6 a.m. with a Kubota. One squeeze and your cloves are transformed into perfectly minced magic faster than you can say “cloves before bros.”

 Built tough enough to survive your dishwasher, your in-laws, and that one time you thought garlic bread needed an entire bulb, it’s the unsung hero of every kitchen. Whether you’re a weekend row warrior or a full-on garlic gladiator, this tool makes sure the only tears you’ll shed are from the garlic fumes—not frustration.