Dick's Stinkin' Good Garlic

Short Sleeve Cloves Before Bros T Shirt

$25.00 USD

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Color: Beige

Cloves Before Bros

🧄 Garlic Gang Approved. Membership has only one rule: respect the clove. Forget gossip, drama, and late-night texts—you’ve got beds to mulch and bulbs to cure. Around here, loyalty isn’t a relationship status, it’s a kitchen essential.

Why You Need It

Official uniform for Dick’s Stinkin’ Good Garlic devotees.
Turns every grocery run into a runway for true garlic disciples.
Pairs well with overalls, farmer tans, and the faint aroma of roasted goodness.

⚠ Disclaimer

May trigger random high-fives from fellow allium addicts.
Could attract jealous side-eyes from onion lovers.
Known to cause uncontrollable cravings for garlic bread.

Put it on, strut your stuff, and remember: when life gives you choices, always pick cloves before bros.

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Garage farm essential

I wear this tee when I’m digging garlic and when I’m visiting friends. It hangs up well with overalls or jeans. Nice find.

Solid fit and feel

Got the tee and it fits true — cotton feels good, the print is bold enough without being over-the-top. Wore it to the market and got a couple comments.

Fits like the real deal

Got this tee in the tan colour and it fits great—true to size and the cotton’s soft. The print holds up well after a few washes.

Garlic-gear staple now

I didn’t expect to wear it much but it’s already my go-to for market days. Comfortable under a hoodie or solo when warm.

Crushes garlic like a champ

This garlic crusher made prep so much faster — just a quick squeeze and the cloves are ready. Handles feel sturdy too.

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Short Sleeve Cloves Before Bros T Shirt