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Dick's Stinkin' Good Garlic

Powered By Allicin 3/4 Sleeve Shirt

Powered By Allicin 3/4 Sleeve Shirt

Regular price $25.00 USD
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Powered by Allicin

The unofficial uniform of garlic athletes everywhere. Slip this on and watch your chopping speed, market charisma, and vampire resistance all spike simultaneously.

Why It Slaps

  • 100% style, 0% drama, 300% aroma.
  • Turns grocery runs into podium finishes.
  • Pairs with jeans, overalls, and “just pulled a double in the field” vibes.

Fake Nutrition Facts (per shirt)

Allicin 100%
Vampire Shield 1,000%
Bad Breath Regret 0% (we call that confidence)
Small Talk May decrease significantly

Directions: Apply to torso before planting, roasting, or flexing at the farmers’ market. Reapply after laundry.

⚠️ Disclaimer: Not evaluated by the FDA, but strongly endorsed by Nonna.

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